No more plain or cheaply made shirts. As your go-to House & Techno outfitters, we bring you shirts about the music you love and the memories connected to it. You don't have to be a billboard for Crap Corp™ anymore.

Drawing on decades of immersive electronic music starting with Disco & New Wave through to the golden years of Acid House & beyond we bring you cool shit, be it brand new or from way back when. After more than a quarter-century of listening, dancing & partying we take a breather to bring you this new enterprise.  

Some of our shirts will bear cutting edge compositions & palettes. Others are inspired by the entrancing vocals of proto-House or driving kick drums of Ur-Techno. A few might evoke a particular moment from the many years you've spent listening to this music.

We are Detroit, wir sind Berlin, we are New York, 私たちは東京です, we are Chicago, we are London, we are Miami, nosotros somos Barcelona, we are…EVERYWHERE!

 * WEAR * DANCE * LAUNDER * REPEAT *

Want to talk to us about the music, the shirts or anything else? We’d love to hear from you at technobabble@thehouseoftechno.com.

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